Apps

As, you may recall, I like to eat apples.

I dont know if its possible to eat Apps, because I'm not that sure what they are.

I've been told by a Gen Y that an 'App' is Gen Y speak for 'Application' , which in my Gen X world, means a computer program. 

So an App, is basically a free computer program, which is now not free. The marketing folk realise that those gullible Gen Y folk will pay to have an app which blows a dog whistle sound when the wind is NNE and there is a 'F' in the month.