New Zealand Accents

I like folk from New Zealand, they come from a great country.

But I dislike the Kiwi accent, often mistaken or confused with the Australian accent, its actually streets apart.

With a knack of destroying the English language by replacing all vowels inappropriately with other vowels, the result is a garbled mess.

Worst still, a Kiwi can be heard above a crowd of non-Kiwis, such is the infuriating nature of this accent, like a high frequency dog whistle, just so painful to hear.