AFL

The main reason I dislike AFL, is because I don't understand it.

Also, it's played with another egg, is called football with only limited foot to ball contact, but more foot contact than rugby.

It is referred to with a initialism, dear oh dear.

What I don't understand, is the running through hand made banners as the players enter the field, the singing of strange war-like songs at the end of the game, the wearing of gurnseys/jumpers without any sleeves, the changing of rules on such a frequent basis that many of players are not aware of the rules, in fact, all these things scare me so much I dare not write anymore.